How many minutes into the State of the Union Address is it going to take for me to pass out?
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Or “Let me be clear…”
good.
i am going to do a shooter each time the dems stand up and applaud.
we will both be annihilated before 10 minutes pass.
Speechwriters don’t usually put “uh” and “um” into their speeches….my prediction is that you will be sober, and lonely tommorrow night.
You better be sitting down when you are playing.
about 2 minutes tops!!!!
Don’t forget “previous administration.”
I’ll be playing as well. Should be hammered fast!
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If you add the words ‘ I and inherited ‘ I give u less than 5 mins.
I was going to do the same thing with every lie he tells…I expect to be quite looped in a very short period of time.
lol…we used to play “Bob” during reruns of the original bob newhart show in college back in the day…first time I played I was like this is so lame…then i quickly discovered they said “Bob” about 30 times in every show…lol
If the teleprompter breaks you’ll have to get your stomach pumped in the ER…lmao
I plan on doing it every time he refers to himself “I, me, my”… That means, I’ll probably beat you and end up with the world’s worst hangover.
Response: Less than five minutes into his spiel.
About 10 minutes because it will take about that long for the first 10 shots to hit your system. Make sure you have friends there to keep you from choking on your own vomit.
You’re already “out”.
Your fear, hate and misinformation identifies your political party affiliation.
ROFL. Drunk before the speech is over!
It’s a good thing Obama is giving the State of the Union rather than Bush – that’s the difference between a “game” and death by Alcohol poisoning.
“Fool me… um… fool me, ahh… well, ya um, can’t fool ummmm… me”
I think you’ll pass out within the first two minutes due to your own political frustration and not your alcohol intake.
Add in inherited or Bushs fault youmay not make it through the opening remark.
You’ll probally get up to “Hello,my fellow Americans”
A few seconds unless you’re taking a shot of 3.2 beer, then a few minutes.
Boy! Conservatives sure are lonely people.
If that’s your biggest criticism of Obama, then he must be doing great! Bush had quite a few verbal “gems” during his presidency. You must be a perfect public speaker. Congratulations!
You’ll be fine. Obama doesn’t Uh and Um much when reading prepared text off the teleprompter.
I think you should change the game to ever “Let me be clear” gets a shot, as well as every reference to blaming Bush or the GOP for problems.
Oh Please let Rush’s people sabotage the Teleprompter …
… And insert Neal Boortz’s ‘State of the Union’ speech !
You’ll need to drink to listen to that idiot.
you’re not going to last long buddy. there will be 7 “Uh”s and “um”s every minute and I don’t know how long the State of the Union will be but you’re going to be sh*t faced before the speech is over I can tell you that
It should only take about three minutes.
you’ll be soon 2 sheets in the wind, and speaking of wind, did you know Obama was giving a speech tonight? Be sure to have a designated driver, ’cause you are going to get bombed.