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How Can *Anyone* Find Angelina Jolie Remotely Attracrtive ?!?


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Angelina Jolie is one of the ugliest celebrities or women I have ever seen! I thought that as soon as I saw her face online a few years ago and I didn’t even know who she was.

I can’t understand how anyone can find her remotely attractive at all!
She has abnormally huge lips that are shaped like a Bass or trout fish (many men have said ugly Carp lips) especially her lower lip! Every time I see her face online I have to click it off I can’t even stand to look at her!

I’m not alone either I have found many other people including many heterosexual men saying exactly the same thing!

One guy posted a picture of 2 fish and said Angelina looks just like this and he said at least with other actresses you don’t need a fishing license to watch their films!

Another guy on another site said how can anyone find her huge sausage lips attractive, and another guy said sausage lips? You mean they are like this, and he posted a picture of a fish with an eek emoticon.

On another message board many people were s aying these things about her too and a woman said that her husband said she looks like she should be thrown back into the ocean. Many men said the last time they saw lips like hers they were on the end of a fishook!

Another guy said he always found Angelina unattractive with big over-sized frog lips! And another guy on another message board said he always thought she was ugly and that she looks like freaking Howard the Duck!

Another woman said her husband thinks she’s ugly and he calls her anus mouth. One guy said Jon Voight doesn’t make pretty babies sorry.

Also there are many web sites discussing and showing her before and after plastic surgeries,her nose jobs, her cheek implants ,etc and someone said that even though she’s had a lot of plastic surgery it didn’t help because she still looks like a fish. And on the same site a guy Tim said, really ugly woman with a skeleton body and a fish face!

Elizabeth Taylor, Lauren Bacall,Milla Jovovich and Jaclyn Smith(who I think is the most famous beautiful woman ever!), and Marilyn Monroe all had/have full lips but they weren’t abnormally huge and they all had very pretty shaped lips not ugly trout shaped lips!

Scarlet Johanson,Jessica Alba and Liv Tyler all have lips that are too big,but they still have pretty looking mouths because their lips have a very pretty shape not fish shaped like *UGLY* Angelina!

And also the only other people I have ever seen with big ugly fish shaped lips like hers are an actor on the soap thats going off the air, Guiding Light and he plays a religious Father, and the actress who is in her 70′s Carolyn Conwell who played Paul’s mother on The Young and The Restless from 1980-2004 and they are ugly too and I could never stand to look at them either!

A guy recently said on nbcnework.com that he always thought Angelina was ugly with her big catfish lips, and he said she looks like the fish he used to catch in the lake when he was a kid!

On a site askville 2 married men said they think Angelina is the ugliest celebrity and one of these men said that she has lips like a Kissing Gourami fish!

And on another site where they showed before and after plastic surgery Angelina had including an obvious nose job, a guy said really ugly woman with a skeleton body and a fish face. And another poster said she had plenty of plastic surgery but it didn’t help because she still looks like a fish! And another poster said that there is nothing wrong with big lips but her lips aren’t pretty and are way too big, and shaped like an as*****

* Exactly!*

Also writer Timothy Sexton said in an online article that he wrote about how he doesn’t think Hallie Berry is a great beauty,and that his wife is 10 times better looking, and that he just finds Hallie average looking,he said he doesn’t find Angelina average he thinks she’s just plain ugly!

And a guy who runs a site on geocities called,80 Most Beautiful Women abnd he adds more famous and not as famous beautiful women,doesn’t include Angelina ugly fish face and he said he never found her attractive at all!

Also on this very site a bisexual woman said she finds her very unattractive! And a bisexual man answering the ? for bisexuals, who is hotter Brad Pitt or Angelina, he said Brad, Angelina Jolie is ugly!

Another guy said she’s ugly also and he said she looks like a half fish half woman thing from the Island of Dr.Morue.

And on a motorcycle forum they were discussing Farrah Fawcet
To Buddies,

yeah she’s stunning alright stunningly and strikingly really ugly!
And many men and women do see her ugly fish face as I do and as I wrote about here , and many people feel Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly and looks like a horse,( I think she would be pretty if her nose wasn’t an ugly shape, because she has pretty blue eyes and a nice attactrive mouth,not huge fish shaped lips!) and she is on all of these TV commercials advertising hair color and face cream.And she’s been the star of a popular TV show and movies etc.

So celebrities can be unactractive even be popular movie stars.
To Magnificent Sally,

It’s mind boggling how anyone could find her huge ugly fish shaped lips really “pretty” !

And I demonstrated the fact that there are *a lot people including many heterosexual single and married men who do think she has an ugly fish face, the media never lets anyone know that, they mistakingly lead people to believe that everyone thinks she’s so “pretty”
To Magnificent Sally,

It’s mind boggling how anyone could find her huge ugly fish shaped lips really “pretty” !

And I demonstrated the fact that there are *a lot people including many heterosexual single and married men who do think she has an ugly fish face, the media never lets anyone know that, they mistakingly lead people to believe that everyone thinks she’s so “pretty”
And on a motorcycle forum, they were discussing Farah Fawcett’s death and a guy said he never found her attractive, and another guy you must be gay to not find Farrah attractive and he said but he thinks Angelina Jolie is an ugly dog and he’s as far from gay as you can get.

And a guy posted in May on a TV and Movie Forum that he seriously thinks Angelina Jolie is a very ugly woman and that he wanted her character killed off of the screen.

And many people have said seeing her before and after plastic surgery pictures including of her as a child & teen, that she was ugy then & is still ugly now!

She looked even more like an ugly fish face before her plastic surgery though.
Also her mother was actually very pretty and she had delicate pretty features and average sized very pretty shaped lips, not abnormally big ugly fish shaped like her daughter!

And many people think Angelina looks more like her father and a lot of people think he’s ugly too. Although he’s better looking than her and so is her brother!

Their lips aren’t as huge and don’t have the ugly carp fish shape like hers although when her father was younger his lips looked a little bit like that.
And another thing, on a site discussing Donald Trump saying he doesn’t think Angelina is attractive,most people including quite a few men agreed that she has huge ugly fish looking lips and that’s she’s ugly.

And a poster pointed out that people don’t say that Charlize Theron is ugly, but they say Angelina Jolie is ugly because she is!

Some ridiculous people assume that if people actually find her huge ugly fish shaped lips and her ugly,then we must be jealous, and it makes no sense at all and I’m very glad I have normal sized pretty shaped lips. And Also I and other posters who think Angelina is ugly wouldn’t be saying and recognizing other women movie stars as beautiful, we would be so jealous and say Grace Kelly,Vivian Liegh,Jaclyn Smith, Charlize THeron,Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, Elizabeth Taylor,Lauren Bacall,Sharon Tate,Catherine D
,Catherine Denuve etc are and were all ugly, but I and many other people say they are and were beautiful.And do people really believe that all of these married and single heterosexual men who think Angelina is ugly are “jealous” of her too? !

And there are so many women on soaps that are a zillion times better looking than Angelina, Katherine Kelly Lang of The Bold & The Beautiful is very beautiful at age 48 and you can tell that she hasn’t had plastic surgery even she still looks great and she became more beautiful in her 30′s than she was in her 20′s.

Also I read a post from a black woman on an African American Entertainment forum and the topic was Angelina Jolie vs Halle Berry and a black woman said that Halle isn’t a very good actress but she’s gorgeous but that Angelina Jolie is *way* too skinny and looks like a fish in
Also I read a post from a black woman on an African American Entertainment forum and the topic was Angelina Jolie vs Halle Berry and a black woman said that Halle isn’t a very good actress but she’s gorgeous but that Angelina Jolie is *way* too skinny and looks like a fish in the face and is more hype than anything else.
And by the way I was considered by most people to be a strikingly beautiful baby, child and teenager. Many strangers would come up to me and my parents in public places and say what a gorgeous , beautiful baby and child. I never had big lips, I had /have normal size lips and a pretty delicate shaped mouth, and even as a baby and child I had high cheek bones, a small pretty shaped nose, an oval shaped face, very big dark brown beautiful deepset doe eyes , light skin, strawberries and cream complexion, no freckles and red blonde hair that was much redder than strawberry blonde.

My mother was an artist and she went to art school and she even sold some of her sculptures in a few local galleries. She drew me in pastels when I was 5, she sculpted my face when I was 7 and she drew me in charcoal pencil which I sat for when I was 18.

She n
My mother never drew or sculpted my sister who is 4 years older though and was only considered very cute and average pretty and who looks nothing like me.

My mother saw people feature by feature as an artist and I once asked her if she thought a soap actress was pretty and she said, no she has an ugly nose, and she did, her nose was kind of flat and kind of spread out shaped.

I just know if she saw Angelina Jolie and I asked her if she thought she was pretty, she would have said no she has an ugly mouth with ugly huge fish shaped lips.

She also drew and sculpted a few black people and she never drew or sculpted anyone with huge ugly fish shaped lips.

Not to sound racist but I have never seen a black person with ugly shaped fish lips like Angelina’s either.
And on an African American forum recently in a topic of Halle Berry voted # 3 on a recent poll of most beautiful woman, a poster said she thinks Angelina Jolie has an ugly mouth.

Another poster on this site said her lips look like they belong on a fish, and another said she resembles a trout and that her eyes are too far apart and her lips are too big.
And on this very site a guy thanked me for posting this and he said he thought he was the olny guy who thought Angelina was butt ugly! And on the same site a guy made a topic Does Anyone Else Think Angelina Jolie looks like a fish and most people said yes she does and one poster posted a link to a picture of her the same picture you have of her here to demonstrate it!

And also on this very site there have been quite a few people including men who posted topics besides me about how ugly and overrated they think she is and one guy said he thinks she’s extremely ugly with lips that look like a baboon donated them!

And a bisexual guy said, on Yahoo! Answers in a topic for bisexual men and women on who they think is hotter Brad or Angelina, Brad he thinks Angelina Jolie is ugly! And another guy said on another forum that h
And another guy said on another forum that he hates Angelina Jolie’s face and her face is a paper bagger if there ever was one.He said when a woman’s lips are bigger and more protruding than the original bumpers on a Mustang 2 there is a problem!

And a woman said that she & her boyfriend think she’s ugly & both call her an*s mouth. And a guy said his girlfriend is a model and most people tell her she’s beautiful & he said he thinks Angelina is ugly and that she has ugly big fish looking lips.

And many men who reviewed the trailer for her Tomb Raider Lara Croft film, in 2000-2002 on a site Firingsquad said Angelina Jolie is pretty ugly and they mentioned her lips.

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  1. DEF LEPPARDS GIRL™ [backup] says

    she is sexy

  2. this Pirate Girl isa Lost Sailor says

    Wow, your pretty passionate about your dislikes huh?

    I don’t find her sexy but I am not a lesbian so my opinion is not worth much since I don’t find women attractive.

  3. buddies says

    She’s stunning, you gotta be to survive in la la land. If she was as ugly as you claim, she’d be in a different line of work.

  4. ~MeRcEdEs~ says

    I kinda stopped reading. It was taking to long. But I agree with you.

  5. the magnificent sally magnet says

    i could see where she’d have the type of look that is either considered really ugly or really pretty, whereas most ppl have a look that is more agreed upon. its all opinion. some ppl think shes hideous and others think shes sexy. plain and simple. no reason to get upset and include a million quotes to support ur argument that shes ugly

  6. Mrs Pattinson says

    Wow, geez you feel very strongly about this, don’t you.
    But, I can’t agree with you, and i think she is very unique and really beautiful.

  7. $andy says

    There is a saying, you know: ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ so I think there is no need to convince anyone that someone is not beautiful or attractive. Beauty is relative..
    You sound like a jealous b!tch..

  8. honey says

    Every time I have heard how gorgeous Angelina and Sarah Jessica Parker are, I have felt that I was missing something. Now, I understand that my brain just doesn’t interpret their ‘beauty’. I’m quite o.k. with that. I see that there are many others who don’t interpret their ‘beauty’ either.

  9. Avdeitch says

    angelina jolie? ugly ugly ugly… she’d be more normal-looking if she inherited her mother’s looks. bad combination of her parents, i mean.

  10. Tobias Risden says

    Charlize Theron is such a very very beautiful woman. She also has a flawless skin and i love her acting skills.

    • grow up says

      I’m sorry, but you may not be jealous of Angelina and you might actually find her unattractive, but you are seriously making yourself look like you’re jealous of the attention she gets.

      I do know how that feels though. I find Kate Beckensale to be, not ugly, but no more than average looking, and everyone I know think she looks like a goddess, so I admit, i’m jealous of that attention, but I’m not going to write a long-ass blog with quotes to make my point. I might as well say, “Hey world, I should be getting the attention and not some girl who I think is ugly”.

  11. susan says

    I keep reading on here “normal size lips”. White people can’t seriously believe they have normal size lips…that is so delusional. About 5% of white people have normal size lips, about 40% of Black Folks have normal size lips, about 60% of East Indian and hispanics have normal size lips, about 30% of chineese have normal size lips. The rest are extreme features…too big or too small.

    White people predominantly are extreme in their features on the human continuum. They are extremely pale in complexion…I am sorry, but pink and beige skin is not attractive, though it does look pretty in pictures..pink is a pretty colour. Nose extremely long, raised, narrow and pointed, lips extremely thin, ass extremely flat, eye and hair colours extremely exotic..which are nice features, and hair is also extremely glossy, another nice feature.

    Many if not most blacks are also extreme in appearance. Many Black are extremely dark, but many are brown skin which is the universal norm for skin colour if you ask me…the differing shades of brown, from dark choc to creamy caramel. Many blacks have lips that are too full, but many have normal size lips, many have nose way to wide and flat, but many have a balanced looking nose. The ideal nose is straight and low. Bi-racial Black/white generally have good moderate features. Black hair…well lets not even go there.. Everyone has big ass, though black ass tends to protrude, while white ass spread…i finally understood why they are call broads…because even though their ass is flat, it sure is wide.

    So there you go, my unbiased analysis of the human feature as it pertains to white and Blacks. Jessica Alba is a good example of someone with balance feature and body type. Her nose is moderate enough, lips just right, colour within what i would call healthy and attractive appearance. She also has a feminine form…and her dark hair colour represent the most of the population as does her brown eyes…so she is what normal looks like on the international stage.

  12. goggles says

    Is that you Jen?



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